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Title: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: fuckingACE on February 05, 2013, 04:15 am
Check out our newest listing and let us know what you think of it!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/f4f16ba365

The most helpful suggestions will earn themselves a free kit in exchange for a review.

ACE
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: lssb2132 on February 06, 2013, 06:48 am
So if you were to sub out the opium, do you get a little bit extra of any other product? Also instead of 2 25i perhaps you could offer a lower single dose of lsd instead(saw on your page you are getting liquid soon) just as an alternative. If you increased the party kit price by a little bit maybe you could also add .1g mdma. Just offering ideas on what I think would be cool in a party kit, by the way I think they look pretty good. Maybe you could offer different value party kits ($20, $50 etc) with different drugs/ more quantity of what you do offer. My small opinion, hope it helps.
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: valakki on February 06, 2013, 06:09 pm
the opium hash mix sounds like fun.... i always wanted to try that.

putting acid in the mix instead of nbome is a good idea. more people would buy it that way. liquid on sugar cube. or maybe some 2c-b instead?
yeah 2c-b and hash-opium! sounds like a good mix!

How are you planning to deliver the hug?  :D
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: nomad bloodbath on February 06, 2013, 06:25 pm
Hey ace isnt this kind in the wrong section of the forum if you want more accurate answers products offered would be where you would get the best feedback.
But other than that excellent deal man, great idea.

X)
nomad
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: cajunstyle54 on February 06, 2013, 08:45 pm
Check out our newest listing and let us know what you think of it!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/f4f16ba365

The most helpful suggestions will earn themselves a free kit in exchange for a review.

ACE

Much interested in learning more about  your weekend fun kit but for whatever reason it's not loading for me. Do you have any problem with a first time customer? Me being virgin and all I'm trying to spend under $50 for my first.

Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: fuckingACE on February 06, 2013, 09:41 pm
Check out our newest listing and let us know what you think of it!

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/f4f16ba365

The most helpful suggestions will earn themselves a free kit in exchange for a review.

ACE

Much interested in learning more about  your weekend fun kit but for whatever reason it's not loading for me. Do you have any problem with a first time customer? Me being virgin and all I'm trying to spend under $50 for my first.

Hey no problems with first time buyers, just send us a message first!
ACE
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: TrashBox on February 06, 2013, 10:15 pm
You're so clever, Ace  :-*

I love this idea! My favorite kit would have MDMA but I'll try them all :)
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: DiamondSky on February 06, 2013, 11:27 pm
All right, so I'm going to agree with TB... can't have a weekend fun kit for two without a little MDMA!

Here's my advice:

1 100mg Viagra Pill
2 150mg MDMA Pill
1 Bottle of Lotion
2 100mg MDA Pill
1/4g Pot
2 1mg Xanax

Instructions:

1. Insert MDMA into partners mouth, provide a single 8oz glass of water, instruct partner to swallow. Have them repeat this step on you.
2. Find something to do together for the next 40 minutes. Two episodes of the Simpsons or Family Guy without commercials should do the trick.
3. After 40 minutes have passed remove all clothing if you managed to keep it on for this long.
4. Apply lotion liberally.
5. Insert Viagra into male partners mouth.
6. Tell him it will kick in faster if he performs fellatio on you until he is ready to engage in sex.
7. Once sex is complete, look at each other and silently agree that you are now ready to get higher.
8. Insert MDA into partners mouth, provide a single 8oz glass of water, instruct partner to swallow. Have them repeat this step on you.
9. After about 5 minutes, realize that you were still actually pretty high off the first dose of MDMA.
10. Laugh about how silly it is that you are about to get much much higher.
11. Find the bottle of lotion again and repeat steps 4, 6 and 7 until you become distracted by the fact that the world now seems to be wiggling.
12. Enjoy watching the world while professing your undying love and eternal connectedness to the person you are sharing this experience with.
13. Now, with both of you extremely high, start making all sorts of promises about marriage, tattoos, having kids together, the sky is the limit.
14. As you start to come down and appreciate the fact that some of the things you talked about in step 13 would in fact be best to never mention again, insert marijuana into a pipe and smoke until your memory gets a little foggy.
15. If still conscience and no longer really high, take the Xanax and go ahead and wrap your arms around your new fiance whose name you will be getting tattooed onto your chest right after she quits taking the pill so you two can start a wonderful family together.

 That's how I do it anyway....
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: valakki on February 06, 2013, 11:38 pm

1 Bottle of Lotion

instructions:

1. It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
2. It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
3. Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!
4. Now it places the lotion in the basket.
5. It places the lotion in the basket.
6. Put the fucking lotion in the basket


Fixed
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: fuckingACE on February 06, 2013, 11:49 pm
All right, so I'm going to agree with TB... can't have a weekend fun kit for two without a little MDMA!

Here's my advice:

1 100mg Viagra Pill
2 150mg MDMA Pill
1 Bottle of Lotion
2 100mg MDA Pill
1/4g Pot
2 1mg Xanax

Instructions:

1. Insert MDMA into partners mouth, provide a single 8oz glass of water, instruct partner to swallow. Have them repeat this step on you.
2. Find something to do together for the next 40 minutes. Two episodes of the Simpsons or Family Guy without commercials should do the trick.
3. After 40 minutes have passed remove all clothing if you managed to keep it on for this long.
4. Apply lotion liberally.
5. Insert Viagra into male partners mouth.
6. Tell him it will kick in faster if he performs fellatio on you until he is ready to engage in sex.
7. Once sex is complete, look at each other and silently agree that you are now ready to get higher.
8. Insert MDA into partners mouth, provide a single 8oz glass of water, instruct partner to swallow. Have them repeat this step on you.
9. After about 5 minutes, realize that you were still actually pretty high off the first dose of MDMA.
10. Laugh about how silly it is that you are about to get much much higher.
11. Find the bottle of lotion again and repeat steps 4, 6 and 7 until you become distracted by the fact that the world now seems to be wiggling.
12. Enjoy watching the world while professing your undying love and eternal connectedness to the person you are sharing this experience with.
13. Now, with both of you extremely high, start making all sorts of promises about marriage, tattoos, having kids together, the sky is the limit.
14. As you start to come down and appreciate the fact that some of the things you talked about in step 13 would in fact be best to never mention again, insert marijuana into a pipe and smoke until your memory gets a little foggy.
15. If still conscience and no longer really high, take the Xanax and go ahead and wrap your arms around your new fiance whose name you will be getting tattooed onto your chest right after she quits taking the pill so you two can start a wonderful family together.

 That's how I do it anyway....

hahaha, OK so your suggestions have been taken on board. the first 20 kits are sealed up and ready for a postage sticker so I can't do much about that.
We are however going to be adding two medium doses of high quality MDMA at the end of this month when we put up our general MDMA listings, also we thought it a nice touch to add the sleeping pills, maybe xanax or temazepam.
As for the choice of trip, we are limited by cost. this means it has to be one of the NBOMe variants. that or we might press out own 2cb pills and see how that goes with a few trials.

Will keep you guys up to date with the modifications!!

ACE
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: DiamondSky on February 07, 2013, 04:07 am

hahaha, OK so your suggestions have been taken on board. the first 20 kits are sealed up and ready for a postage sticker so I can't do much about that.
We are however going to be adding two medium doses of high quality MDMA at the end of this month when we put up our general MDMA listings, also we thought it a nice touch to add the sleeping pills, maybe xanax or temazepam.
As for the choice of trip, we are limited by cost. this means it has to be one of the NBOMe variants. that or we might press out own 2cb pills and see how that goes with a few trials.

Will keep you guys up to date with the modifications!!

ACE

Yeah I had 2CB in there originally but I took it out on the edit when I realized there were already enough drugs on the list. If you do end up getting some MDMA in there though I love 2CB as the come down, it really makes for a smoother landing. If you grab some of that alprazolam powder off the road you could cap 2mg Xanax pills for pennies. I hardly ever sleep well after a roll, although I've never tried the opium / pot come down combo so that might be worth looking into as well if that works for others.

Love the idea though! If you get some traction and people order a few you could have different combos. Include a meth kit with a little play whip, MDMA one comes with cherry chapstick, LSD could drawing pad and pen... heck you could even have a discount solo kit that includes half the drugs and a dirty magazine :->
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: AnonymousAddict on February 07, 2013, 04:19 am
HIS OPIUM IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! I HAVE A HIGH OPIATE TOLERANCE AND I WON A CONTEST FROM ACE. when he sent the prize i won he sent me some Opium i rolled it into a ball crisped it and then swallowed it, It was very very pleasent and truly surprised me, that with 1mg of xanax and a couple dilly i was feeling great! but this opium is truly great!

dont think twice! if your in the USA it takes a bit but its worth it..

THANKS ACE!! AND THE CREW
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: DiamondSky on February 07, 2013, 05:54 am
HIS OPIUM IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! I HAVE A HIGH OPIATE TOLERANCE AND I WON A CONTEST FROM ACE. when he sent the prize i won he sent me some Opium i rolled it into a ball crisped it and then swallowed it, It was very very pleasent and truly surprised me, that with 1mg of xanax and a couple dilly i was feeling great! but this opium is truly great!

dont think twice! if your in the USA it takes a bit but its worth it..

THANKS ACE!! AND THE CREW

So back in the old days I was going through a pretty straight laced period, no drugs, drinking, caffeine, whole foods, you get the point. Met up with this sexy little goddess I had to play with and on like our first date she was all can we run by my dealers. Sure baby, anything for you. Wanna get high the guy asks. Sure, anything to look cool for this girl. Toke, toke, toke, and the guy says I know you're gonna like it because it's laced with opium.

My girl, the one who gets stoned all the time says she is too high to drive... I'm not too high to drive. I'm WAY TOO FUCKING HIGH to drive. The dealer lived about 1.5 miles from my house. I felt like I was speeding the entire way back as I raced for hours to get us home. Damnedest thing was the speedometer was pegged at about 15 mph whenever I looked at it.

Pretty sure if I try it again I'm going to go ahead and avoid driving...
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: TrashBox on February 13, 2013, 07:47 am
HIS OPIUM IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! I HAVE A HIGH OPIATE TOLERANCE AND I WON A CONTEST FROM ACE. when he sent the prize i won he sent me some Opium i rolled it into a ball crisped it and then swallowed it, It was very very pleasent and truly surprised me, that with 1mg of xanax and a couple dilly i was feeling great! but this opium is truly great!

dont think twice! if your in the USA it takes a bit but its worth it..

THANKS ACE!! AND THE CREW

So back in the old days I was going through a pretty straight laced period, no drugs, drinking, caffeine, whole foods, you get the point. Met up with this sexy little goddess I had to play with and on like our first date she was all can we run by my dealers. Sure baby, anything for you. Wanna get high the guy asks. Sure, anything to look cool for this girl. Toke, toke, toke, and the guy says I know you're gonna like it because it's laced with opium.

My girl, the one who gets stoned all the time says she is too high to drive... I'm not too high to drive. I'm WAY TOO FUCKING HIGH to drive. The dealer lived about 1.5 miles from my house. I felt like I was speeding the entire way back as I raced for hours to get us home. Damnedest thing was the speedometer was pegged at about 15 mph whenever I looked at it.

Pretty sure if I try it again I'm going to go ahead and avoid driving...

I love your stories :)
I smoked this opium for the second time the other night and WOW. I danced around my living room for a while, then sat down and had a really good think.Its a welcome new addition to my drug repertoire. My ears were so itchyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: sbmafia on February 13, 2013, 08:04 am
i saw these they look....fun

haha
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: TrashBox on February 13, 2013, 04:43 pm
i saw these they look....fun

haha

Yay!
More to come, too, including:

Sexy Sunday Kit (MDMA)
Anti-Boredom Kit (2cb)
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: Revolutionista on February 13, 2013, 09:15 pm
Now the stepping stone theory is no longer a theory.

I salute you sir
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: TK1991 on February 13, 2013, 09:43 pm
Haha is there anyway this kit could be tailored to exclude the nbome and just be a little package for smoking? :P
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: TrashBox on February 13, 2013, 09:48 pm
Haha is there anyway this kit could be tailored to exclude the nbome and just be a little package for smoking? :P

Of course! We love you :)

So your ideal smoking kit would include what? Hash and opium and weeeeed :)? Or ghb? Or what?

Sorry for all the smiley faces...I just got highhhh :)
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: TK1991 on February 14, 2013, 03:43 am
Sorry for all the smiley faces...I just got highhhh :)

"Bitches love smiley faces."

Hahaha well I really wanted to try opium after I pictured you dancing around topless all afternoon :P So probably a little opium hash blend would be nice <3
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: TrashBox on February 14, 2013, 06:44 am
Sorry for all the smiley faces...I just got highhhh :)

"Bitches love smiley faces."

Hahaha well I really wanted to try opium after I pictured you dancing around topless all afternoon :P So probably a little opium hash blend would be nice <3

meowwwwww  :-* :-*

I'll get right on that for ya ;)
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: fuckingACE on February 14, 2013, 11:27 am
shall we say a few opium hash blend combos in addition to the bayer listings thst are now up sexilicious TB?
maby just put a listing of 5 up at introductory price to see if they sell? its very hard to make as our premium hash has a ver different temperature at which it softens as compared to the opium however I will give it a go tonight.
ACE
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: Ballzinator on February 14, 2013, 11:28 am
I'm really digging this idea :D
You could make different versions of it. Like instead of the 25i you could put in a dissociative like ketamine or MXE or an MDxx.
Title: Re: Weekend fun kits now available for $20!!!
Post by: TrashBox on February 14, 2013, 07:02 pm
I'm really digging this idea :D
You could make different versions of it. Like instead of the 25i you could put in a dissociative like ketamine or MXE or an MDxx.

Glad you like the ideas Ballzzzzzy :) thanks for the input!